Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Bristol Palin: The End Of The World

And you thought global warming was the end of the world? Not so fast there, sporty. This headline on Fox News spells out the real, true apocalypse. As if dumbass reactionary, uneducated hillbilly Sarah Palin wasn't frightening enough, her daughter Bristol—you know, the world-class dancer—is apparently going to be our nation's next president. Mexico, here I come!