Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Grammy Night: Scary Moments

Oh, how I hope Lady Gaga saw the opportunity to take the planet's most annoying children, Jared and Willow Smith, and lock them away forever and ever in her plastic egg pod. Save the world from further exposure to these urchins, Gaga!What a damn shame that art director Rob Jones, who won a Grammy award for designing The White Stripes' box set, wasn't televised. I'm certain there would have been hundreds of FCC complaints: "This man made my child scream in fear!" For that matter, the pervy-looking dude is making me want to hide under my desk.