Joey Lawrence Shows What Manhood Is All About In Chippendales

Mercy, almighty. Longtime Smoking Nun sex god Joey Lawrence began strutting his buff stuff Friday, June 8, as the special guest host with the Chippendales at the Rio in Las Vegas. His run is through June 24th, for two shows a night, Thursdays through Sundays.

Make sure you give me a call if you need someone to accompany you, cool cats. Read more about what's going on with Joey on his official blog & website here. (Thanks, Randy Report.) *

Joey Lawrence Joins Chippendales In Vegas!

Good googa-mooga. The Smoking Nun's Sexiest Men Alive for 2008, Joey Lawrence, is reportedly joining the Las Vegas cast of Chippendales. The 36-year-old will work as a singer, dancer and host. He told AP that after watching Channing Tatum at a screening of upcoming stripper flick Magic Mike, he couldn't wait to whip it all out...

Oh, no wait, that's not quite right... He said that watching the film "encouraged him to join the male revue. I found out that guys like Brad Pitt and Javier Bardem have also done stuff like this and being the fearless guy that I am, I said yes."

Hmm, actually my interpretation doesn't seem that far off, after all, does it?

The married father of two currently stars as a male nanny in the dreadful ABC Family series Melissa & Joey, where he inexplicably keeps his shirt on. Lawrence follows delicious 98 Degrees' singer Jeff Timmons with his star-turn with the Chips. *

Yummy Joey Lawrence Reappears In January 2012 'Men's Health'

Joey Lawrence was a child star at age 4, acting in a commercial for Cracker Jack's, and gained instant fame as Joey Russo in the dreadful '90s TV show Blossom. It took no time before he trumped the show's star and namesake, ugly duckling Mayim Bialik.

As the years went on, so did the size of Joey's biceps, chest and a certain bump in his britches, and by the mid-1990s, he was a full-fledged teen idol, with a music career, to boot, at age 16 in 1993. Next came Brotherly Love on NBC, alongside brothers Matt and Andrew, and then... silence.

In 2006, he appeared buff—and bald—on Dancing with the Stars, coming in third for the season; and a year later two-stepped across on Broadway in Chicago. In 2009, Lawrence starred in the ABC Family movie My Fake Fiancé, with Melissa Joan Hart, the most-watched television movie of the season.

Finally, in August 2010, Joey returned to weekly TV in the (gruesome) ABC Family sitcom Melissa & Joey, opposite Hart.

This month, he is profiled in Men's Health, looking as hot as ever—though for god's sake, with that hairline, why doesn't the bodacious boy grow back his beautiful hair? It's not as if we'd miss out on his hot bod. In any case, Lawrence scores a robust Smoking Nun Ooh La La shout-out. *Joey through the years...

Prize Package

If my boy Joey Lawrence would just grow some hair, I'd sure consider him a million-dollar lottery prize.

Cinematic Eye Candy

After the intelligent production of Grey Gardens Sunday evening, rainy, cold, wintry Monday was ripe for something a little more cheeky... such as ABC Family's "My Fake Fiance" starring enduring fave Joey Lawrence with Melissa Joan Hart. Delish.That was followed by "300" spoof "Meet the Spartans," packed with cheeky crotch humor that made for fine dinnertime viewing. Monday was pretty undeniably Gay Day.

Sexiest Man Alive 2008

So cool cats, People magazine named Hugh Jackman the Sexiest Man Alive for 2008... nice choice... but he's no Joey Lawrence. So there. The CTB names Mr. Lawrence—when he had hair—as our choice for the year. Let the angels sing.