Showing posts with label Speedos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Speedos. Show all posts

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Model Perfect: The Angelic Matthew Born

One of the most beautiful faces to grace The Smoking Nun this summer. Meet Matthew Born, 22, 5'11". The Canadian-born model studied Civil Engineering at Farleigh Dickinson University. After being named Mr. Exercise in 2007, skipped out on engineering for something a little more civil: sharing his hot body with the masses. Beautiful lips, a knowing look in those beautiful blue eyes, awesome hair and without a doubt, a man-size body. Mr. Born's cover credits include DNA magazine and Exercise For Men Only (2). Ooh la la, yes? *

Monday, August 13, 2012

Alexandre Despatie: Hottest Olympic Diver Ever?

Alexandre Despatie is a 26-year-old French Canadian Olympics diver from Laval, Quebec. Hmm, I wonder if Celine Dion knows him? He was the world champion in the 1m and 3m springboards from 2005 to 2007, and is the first ever World Champion in the 1, 3, and 10m platform categories.

Despatie began diving at age 5, and at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, earned a silver medal in the 3m springboard. Dunno how he's done at the 2012 Olympics, but he sure looks like a winner to meese. *

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Battle Of The Bulge Becomes Mainstream News At 2012 Olympics

The 2012 Olympics have brought the battle of the bulge into the mainstream, where the general press has taken over for we the gay bloggers of the universe. As if Henrik Rummel's boner-bearing wardrobe malfunction wasn't enough of a viral Internet sensation (in blue, with flowers above), the athletic men of London have become pure objects of lust, far beyond the gay blogosphere. I say welcome to the club, mainstream cool cats! The ultimate (sad, sad) irony, mind you is that the greatest swimmer in the world, Michael Phelps, not only registers a big fat zero on the hottie scoreboard with his unfortunate horse face, but... there seems to be next to nothing going on downstairs. All those medals and no metal. Poor boy. *Above, Aussie rowers, revealing their oars.Three below: Blogs are going NUTS for USA swimmer Tony Dumais' goodies.The pic below of Brit Olympic diver Tom Daley has become the most popular crotch shot on the webbie. It's absolutely everywhere. Easy enough to see why.

Tom Daley Has Come To Realize That He's Awfully Damn Cute

Two years ago, British diver Tom Daley was a cute 16-year-old kid. Now, at 18, his testosterone has begun to kick into high gear.

He's still adorable, but month by month, he's getting hotter as he blossoms into full manhood... which all the world is experiencing, given that he spends most of his time in the public eye in a pair of tight Speedos. Mind you, I'm entranced by the fact that he has such beautiful teeth...

Given the number of Tumblr sites Daley has, this guy is going nowhere but up. He's already propelled beyond "athlete" in his native U.K. to an outright celebrity. Too bad NBC's Olympics' coverage is so arrogantly focused on U.S. U.S. U.S. that many in America don't know our favorite overall Olympian. *

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Chris Mears: Men's Divers Make A Splash At Olympics

Men in Speedos. Everywhere! Aren't the Summer Olympics the best? (Add giddy laugh.) While in L.A. with pal Kristina, I actually watched the Olympics on the tele for the first time in my life and my god, actually enjoyed it.

Gymnast Gabby is such an inspiration... as are the men's divers & swimmers and men's gymnasts... for a very different reason. Our fave diver Tom Daley is done, so let's move on to fellow Brit cutie Chris Mears... and some of his scantily clad comrades. Ooh la la! *Boy wonders... Tom Daley in red, Chris Mears in beige shorts.

Friday, August 10, 2012

This Weekend: Olympics Coverage... All The Hottest 2012 Athletes!

This weekend The Smoking Nun offers its Olympics-size sports special on the hottest athletes from the 2012 London games. Ooh, la la! *

Monday, July 30, 2012

No Go(ld) For Tom Daley In Men's Synchronized Olympics Diving

Tom Daley and partner Peter Waterfield failed to win an Olympic medal for the Men's Synchronized 10m Platform competition, coming in fourth. Next up: Individual diving. *

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Tom Daley Goes For Olympic Gold On Monday!

Our fave Olympic hopeful Tom Daley will compete Monday afternoon in the Men's Diving competition. He is seen as Britain's leading contender. Good luck!