Model Perfect: Latest Men's Mags

Around the world, hunks galore on November/December 2012 men's mag covers... and the best the U.S. rags can muster is Matthew Fox? Seriously? *

Halloween (Man) Candy!

We interrupt Superstorm Sandy for some badly needed distraction from all that continues to hamper and hinder the tri-state region. During the summer, we met Seattle native and Florida resident Will Grant. He is a National Champion BMX pro biker, fitness model and recent DNA cover boy.... the perfect storm of beautiful eyes, abs and all else that matters, yes? *

Weekend Men: DNA Magazine's Sexiest Men Alive: Julian Gabriel

Australia's DNA magazine serves up its Sexiest Men Alive September 2012 issue with Julian Gabriel on the cover. He was featured on The Smoking Nun in July with quite an ooh la la pictorial. *

CELINE DION GOES GAGA IN PHOTO SHOOT For 'V' Magazine!

Celine Dion has become a topless Las Vegas showgirl! The 44-year-old's first non-promotional photo shoot in six years for V magazine is definitely out of character. Or so it seems...

"I’m like this in my real life," Dion tells the chic pub. "Usually there’s always a reason when I do a photo shoot, there’s not the opportunity to go crazy. In the house, in my normal life, we are always playing. It doesn’t seem this way on stage, but I’m playing a lot."

She also sang praises to Adele during the shoot taken at her Florida home with photographer Sebastian Faena. "I think her whole image is very good. The way that she is will definitely help the new generation of girls accept themselves."

Celine adds that Adele has the potential to bring change to the risks of show biz: "I have always been scared of the industry. I was just in shock when Whitney's life had been taken because of drugs. It's a big loss for all of us."

And she credits her success to maintaining the same person on and offstage: "I've been an open book all my life, and I think that's why people like me. For me to tell someone that my husband had cancer, that we were struggling to have kids or whatever we've gone through, talking about my life lets people know the real me. I've been criticized for it, but I'm not forcing myself to be the person that you see."

 I say Celine looks damn good in the risque shoot! And as always, the legs, the legs! The V Travel Issue hits newsstands August 30. *Publicity gone wild! Love it.

Liam Hemsworth Covers September 2012 'Men's Health'

Words... Who needs 'em, when pictures deliver a thousand of them. *

Model Perfect: The Angelic Matthew Born

One of the most beautiful faces to grace The Smoking Nun this summer. Meet Matthew Born, 22, 5'11". The Canadian-born model studied Civil Engineering at Farleigh Dickinson University. After being named Mr. Exercise in 2007, skipped out on engineering for something a little more civil: sharing his hot body with the masses. Beautiful lips, a knowing look in those beautiful blue eyes, awesome hair and without a doubt, a man-size body. Mr. Born's cover credits include DNA magazine and Exercise For Men Only (2). Ooh la la, yes? *

Model Perfect: Vasa Nestorovic

All this talk about Olympic hotties has vaulted the heat up 100 degrees here at The Smoking Nun. Here's a rousing tribute to model Vasa Nestorovic. Let the games... continue! *

French Olympic Decathlon champion Romain Barras Bears All

The funny thing is when you search for Olympic Decathlon champion Romain Barras on Google, then search for "Romain Barras bulge," pretty much the same picolas come up. The 32-year-old French hottie is competing in his third Olympics in London, and he appears more than willing to share his goodies with the world... on his own webbie, mind you, as well as modeling undies and playfully donning a giant bread winkie (on right).

Once again, bloggers around the world have deemed Barras among the Gold Medal-worthy, um, best dressed of the Olympics. He was also voted "Sexiest Athlete at the European Championships" by  French gay nag Tetu. Wonder how he did at the 2012 Olympic games... If it wasn't men's diving or gymnastics, I just couldn't seem to find the time to tune in. *

Model Perfect: Julian Gabriel

Consider Julian Gabriel a nominee for our 2012 Sexiest Man Alive. It's been a while since I've seen a specimen of testosterone-laden grade-A beef so utterly ideal... from his boffo hair and gorgeous smile, all the way down, down, down. Perfecto! *

Will Grant: All American Boy

Meet Will Grant, whose Facebook page is burgeoning into a lovely testosterone-fueled affair. The young man's ideal balance of all-American cutie and beefcake bravado is new to the modeling world, with his first major score as an Undergear model. Ooh la la. *

Model Perfect: Parker Hurley

Holy smokes! It's been entirely too long since the Nun has served up an entree of beefcake... so let's make it a good one. Meet 25-year-old L.A.-based model and actor Parker Hurley. At 6'0" and 170 pounds, he's a big fan of superheros (as you can see from Parker's Tumblr blog) and in fact, is vying to play one in a film. You got my vote, dude.

Hurley has modeled for countless clothiers, worked the runway and has the requisite requirements for any Smoking Nun Hot Guy: effervescent teeth, fearless in a Speedo, a bod built for denim and hair that sweeps just right with a wisp of the wind. Ooh la la, boy, oh boy. *

In Honor Of The 1803 Discovery Of Fiery Meteors Today

On this day in 1803, thousands of meteor fragments fell from the skies of L'Aigle, France. The event convinced European science that meteors exist... and that guys are hot as meteors. Let's celebrate! *