Encore: A Two-Day Exhale In Maplewood, N.J.

Ahhh! Three is most definitely the charm. Tuesday morning I headed with pal Suzanne for a couple days in Maplewood, N.J., the suburban haven where her sister, partner and two kids reside. Exhale!

I was last there in May 2012 for an art show that sis Kathy was participating in, and previously in February 2010 (brrrr!). That now makes three seasons that I've spent fantasizing about life in a big, beautiful old house: early summer, winter and early autumn. No matter the month, that place is a hell of an oasis. *

Daytripping: Maplewood, New Jersey

Last Saturday, I went with pal Suzanne and her man Ralph to Maplewood, N.J., where her sis Kathy and partner Anne own a beautiful Colonial-style home, along with their two kids and one gigantic dog. We were in town for the annual Maplewood Art Walk—where Kathy was exhibiting her original paintings.

Zanne and I ventured to their home back in the snowy winter of 2010 to house-sit, when the entire town was shades of white and gray. Boy, what a different take in the height of Spring. And such a lovely village. I could actually see myself living in a place like this: artistic, liberal, local businesses and best of all: NO Starbucks allowed! *

Maplewood, N.J. Househunting!

Who needs to pay a million bucks for a home in the beautiful suburbs around Maplewood, N.J.? I've come across some lovely properties in the right nabes that are within my price range. Jersey, here I come!

Maplewood, N.J.: Suburban Indulgence

In the surrounding towns of Essex County, N.J., outside of beautiful village-like Maplewood, suburban sprawl rules, just like every other American city. Living in New York City makes it a guilty pleasure to take part in the strip mall culture that so many roll past on a daily basis.

Staying with my pal Suzanne at her sister Kathy and partner Ann's beautiful Colonial for a few days, we couldn't help but venture out Tuesday and Wednesday—despite winter temps dipping into the 20s—for some suburban delights. Let the journey begin!The pretty town center, known as the Village... Dickens Village, a collection of little playhouses and shops in the center of the town square.The historic Maplewood train station along Metro North, which connects to New York's Penn Station in about 40 minutes.Try and stop me... just try. Union, N.J., with one of the dumpiest, most dated Walmart's I've ever seen. But I found Captain Crunch with all Crunch Berries. Sold!Heavenly hardware. A Home Depot SuperStore! Yeah, cool cats! Suzanne bought a single drawer pull. It was an exciting outing.They were all about: Friday's, Applebee's, Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Boston Market, Outback, Pizza Hut, Charlie Brown's Steakhouse, Denny's... every single East Coast chain restaurant known to man and beast. My fave is Ruby Tuesday for the delectable Endless Salad Bar. I was giddy with delight, even after consuming an entire head of lettuce, with eggs, mushrooms, peas, cheese, croutons, tomatoes... and yes, southern delight, Thousand Island dressing.An online and catalog store that I know as well as my own ears... but I had no idea Home Decorators Collection had a retail outlet. It was actually fairly disappointing: one of those joints where everything looks better in the catalog than in reality. Now I understand why the prices are so tempting... the merchandise is hardly first class. Sigh.Back home to play with Faith, the enormous Mastiff that resides with Kathy and Ann and family. Imagine 150 pounds of sweetness... with the snore of a 500-pound man.Guess which dog weighs more than a mid-size sedan?

Maplewood, N.J.: Parade Of Homes

Maplewood, N.J., is a township in Essex County, originally developed as a weekend town for Newark residents. It maintains something of a country-home aesthetic. The small downtown is wholly quaint, and residences are predominantly twenties clapboard or brick Colonials.

“It has this small-town sweetness; it’s more like a town in the Berkshires than the suburbs,” says writer Marina Budhos. Population, according to the 2010 U.S. Census, is 23,867. It sure has been nice to be No. 23,868 for a few days.

And now, our grand parade of homes! No cookie cutters here!