Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Unemployment: A Lesson Learned (Or Not)

Independence Day, my ass. Following another brutal monthly survey of the nation's unemployment rate from 9.7% in May to 9.5% in June, we were informed that the slight drop is not a result of Americans being hired—but instead because 652,000 people simply stopped looking for work.

I get it. Before my current temporary position with the U.S. Census Bureau began in February, I was among the hundreds of thousands who, after almost a year out of work, continued to network, freelance and send in resumes by the stack to job postings. During that time, I fostered zero interviews. I'm not new to the workforce, I'm hardly inexperienced, my clips and resume speak for themselves. Simply, I work in an industry that is imploding and where positions do exist, they go to 20-somethings employed to learn on the job. Experience anymore comes with a price tag that employers are willing to forgo for their bottom line.

That makes it all the more appalling that Republicans in office have turned their back on extending unemployment benefits to those—like me—who would much rather work and restore steady income and health benefits than scrounge from paycheck to paycheck.

Sharron Angle, a Republican senatorial candidate from Nevada, had the gall to suggest, "You can make more money on unemployment than you can going down and getting an honest job but it doesn’t pay as much." Or Senator Jon Kyl, an Arizona Republican, who insists that extending benefits "is a disincentive for them to seek new work.”

How dare they. What Republicans really stand for as a collective, quite simply, is to rally against anything that the Democrat President of The United States believes in, such that they're willing to turn their back on the basic needs of constituents.

In The New York Times, Paul Krugman reasons that a primary reason there aren’t enough jobs is weak consumer demand. "Helping the unemployed by putting money in the pockets of people who badly need it helps support consumer spending. That’s why the Congressional Budget Office rates aid to the unemployed as a cost-effective form of economic stimulus. Aid to the unemployed creates jobs quickly, while allowing that aid to lapse is a recipe for even weaker job growth."

Krugman notes that the Republicans' defense that the almighty budget deficit will be oh so much worse if we extend benefits to the jobless is a bunch of hooey: "As I and others have been arguing, penny-pinching in the midst of a severely depressed economy is no way to deal with our long-run budget problems. And penny-pinching at the expense of the unemployed is cruel as well as misguided."

But try explaining that to a Republican Senator, who, as of 2009, earned $174,000 a year. Fat chance.

Queen For A Day

Queen Elizabeth visited NYC yesterday for the first time since 1976, addressing the United Nations and visiting that big concrete hole known as Ground Zero... The press is calling her hasty tour of duty "subdued." How about we tell the truth: Nobody cares about the 84-year-old monarch's faded relevance... bless her heart.But still, this is the best the New York tabloids could come up with? Thanks a lot for the hard-hitting news coverage.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Old Spice Heats It Up With New Addie

Just when you thought it couldn't get any hotter in here, Old Spice is back with a clever new commercial, starring spokes-stud Isaiah Mustafa.

The Devil's Apple

At 3 p.m. today, the temperature topped out at 102 degrees in Central Park, breaking the record high of 101 degrees for the day set in 1999. The average high for July 6th is 83 degrees. Now the only record left to break is Con Ed's megawatts threshold... which, sadly, I can't assist with, since there's no AC in the living room. Call me a fool. A broiling, sweating, sopping wet fool.At least misery loves company. The northeast is far from alone.

Southampton: Old-Fashioned Town Parade

It couldn't have been more quaint and sweet... or hot as hell... On Monday, an old-fashioned town parade made its way through Southampton Village.With Jeffrey...

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Southampton Style: July 4 Weekend

Food, fun, sun and booze... all that the 4th of July should be... Ayhan and I camped out at Casa de Leonard in Southampton. Friday highlights included a pizza party at the home of Liz D.'s friend Donna—who has an actual brick-oven in her kitchen. Mmm mm!With new bud Cheryl.Saturday highlights included an art gallery opening in Southampton Village... lots of pretty people and some art and stuff, too... Leo and Ayhan prepped and ready...By Dalton Portella.Pretty!With artist Eileen Hickey-Hulme...Eileen was featured in last month's Hampton's Cottages and Gardens.Art action...Onward to an outdoor birthday party with Liz D.It's hot in here! Grrr.With Liz D.Hotter and hotter...With Liz. D and Lauren Roberts.Love the summer style...And... onward to Sunday's BBQ at Leonard's. For once, the camera was stationary, save this one pic. Yikes!

Friday, July 2, 2010

Let The Fireworks Commence!

Ayhan and I arrived for the 4th o'July holiday weekend in Southampton Friday afternoon, staying at pal Leonard's. Liz D. came by—with her girls Jasmine and Coco—to begin the celebration of America's Independence Day. I'll drink to that!Liz's fabulously fun buddies from Cabo San Lucas Jan and Cheryl.

Economy: Still Blows Wind

The unemployment rate dipped 9.7%-9.5% in June, its lowest level since July 2009, though the stats reveal that the economy still blows: The percentage fell because 652,000 people gave up on job searches, according to the Labor Department. People no longer job hunting aren't counted as unemployed.

People left the work force "because they think there's nothing out there," said Nigel Gault with forecasting firm IHS Global Insight. Um, Nigel would be correct.

Some 14.6 million people were looking for work in June. Counting those who gave up job searches and those working part time who would prefer full-time work, the underemployment rate edged down to 16.5% from 16.6% in May.

The big picture: I probably shouldn't buy that new sofa now. Once I join the 225,000 Census staffers that were laid off in June, I too shall become a Labor statistic... again.

Sweet Sixteen

My buddy Rogelio posted this pic on Facebook yesterday from 16 years ago, in July 1994. The sweet news is that we're all still good friends: meese, Moxie, Pook and Ro Ro. Not as sweet: Damn, we were babies; now we're all middle-aged curmudgeons.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

The Kindness Of Strangers

It started like any average online Thursday, reading Yahoo! news, scanning Gawker, half-heartedly reviewing job postings, eying Facebook posts, checking my bank account balance and reading email over 15 cups of coffee.

Who knew how my fortunes would change! I received a loving and heartfelt email from Mrs. Marjorie Waterfield, who wrote to tell me about the sad plight of she and her late husband, John. They were married for 20 years, had no children and found Christ just before his death, bless her heart.

Before he dropped, poor John deposited $12 million in a bank account. Now dear Mrs. Waterfield is on her deathbed (she fears not, cause “I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord”) and is looking for a good Christian to spread her fortune among churches, orphanages, research centers and widows propagating the word of God. As she told me, “The Bible made us understand that blessed is the hand that giveth.”

Thank god she found my giving hands… and is willing to name me the beneficiary of her fund! I am so damn blessed and am already looking for worthy causes (my god, I can finally buy a car!).

You're not gonna believe this, but I have
been twice blessed, because this same day, ironically, I received a second email from Sister Egobia Benjamin from Kuwait. She was married to Richard—cool since nuns aren’t allowed to marry in the Western World—who died in 2008. They were tgoether for 11 years, again childless.

She shared with me, "Before his death we were both born again Christians. I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home, which the Bible is against," before confiding that he left $3 million in a bank account. Like Mrs. Waterfield, Sister Egobia, who’s on her way to join the Lord, singled me out as a fellow Christian soldier worthy of divvying the cash among worthy causes.

Believe me, I am here to serve, particularly since the Sis recognizes I will not use this money "in an ungodly way."

Ladies, in His name, I shall spend every dime of that $15 million with the utmost of care. Anyone wanna join me in the Hamptons?