Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Tinatin & Timothy Graphenheed Close In On 'W-E' Performance

On Monday, I spent two hours at the Baryshnikov Arts Center (BAC), way west on Manhattan's 37th Street, to watch a rehearsal with Tinatin and collaborator Timothy Graphenheed, for their full-length theatrical musical W-E (West Meets East). This coming Monday, July 2, they'll showcase their first full reading of the two-person production, which tells the story of a young girl's dream and accompanying journey from the Soviet Union to America... based, obviously, on Tina's own story, with music written primarily by the pair.

The musical parallels the book project that she and I have been working on for two-plus years... Four drafts later, we have a digital publishing deal... that is, following one more substantive edit. Looking forward to seeing that finish line, as Tinatin groups the book, the play, a soundtrack and a concert with her hero & muse in the Soviet nation of Georgia this September.

Meanwhile, let's have a look at Monday's first rehearsal off-book. It's a winner, let me tell you. *
Crash! Boom! A major thunderstorm added drama to the proceedings!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

NYC Pride Sunday: Civil Rights For The Masses

While some 1.5 million folks partook in Sunday's annual Gay Pride Parade and festivities—one year after the state of New York's monumental legalization of same-sex marriage and weeks after President Obama's support for civil rights—I decided to sit this one out. Oh, believe you me, I'm out & proud (read the Smoking Nun a time or two? Yeah, you get it), but this was a year for me to let the kids and couples have their fun. The pic above right is all the action I saw as I arrived in the city around 6 p.m.

All the same, I celebrated at longtime bud Larry D's post-Pride party in Manhattan, with Leo in tow and pal Alex visiting from Washington (and let me state for the record: Even though Alex is straight, I think nothing less of him for it). Let's have a look at the night, shall we? *

Turn To The Left, Turn To The Right: A Life-Altering Event

So you know when you own a home or live an apartment for an extended period of time, inevitably stuff breaks, stops working quite like it used to, fades from its lustrous introduction and the like. And over time, either you stop thinking about how inconvenient or idiotic it is to go about daily life without the convenience of whatever it is that broke. We've all be there, right?

Except that my particular malady has been the doorknob that opens into my apartment... as in the entrance—which has (literally) been hanging by a (stripped metal) thread for some time... with the knob often falling out of the mechanism on one side of the door or the other. As a result, several times I have either ended up locking myself in the apartment or being locked out. In both instances, I've had to climb down (or up) the fire escape outside my window to break into (uh, or out of) my home.

Yeah, I'm the first to admit that it's a bit more than a cursory malfunction. So the fact that it took me four years to replace said doorknob is just plain... dumb as shit. Today, at long last, with pal Alex in town from D.C., we took a little road trip through Red Hook, Brooklyn (thanks to him driving up and providing wheels), and ended up stopping at Home Depot along the tour. And so, for $9, I pretty much changed my life.

Among the best parts of the experience: the directions that came with the knob... ready for this? "To install: Remove exising knobs and replace with new." Even an idiot like me could have gotten that down, I suspect. So imagine: In 10 minutes, we (I watched, Alex did the heavy lifting) installed a shiny new doorknob and by god, it turns. To the left. To the right. And it doesn't fall out on either side. Miraculous! *

Monday, June 25, 2012

Olympic Swimmer Tom Daley: All Wet For 'Fab' Mag

U.K. swimmer Tom Daley—who has always appeared to be a bit camera shy—seems to have gotten over his timidity. The British Fabulous Magazine shot the alluring Olympic diver for the cover of its magazine and Daley is doing his best to look allllll growed up. Homorazzi is calling Tom the David Beckham of the diving community. I may have to spend some more time on these pics to deduce for myself. Daley tells the mag: "I’ll never get bored of the attention from boys girls. Some guys girls are too cool to come over, but I can tell they’re looking. Others come up and scream in my face and start shaking. I’m like: ‘I’m just Tom!'" *

Sunday, June 24, 2012

New York Post Covers Nasty Nabes On Brooklyn Heights Blog Post

Now here's a switch. Instead of reporting pop culture news, I'm actually in the papers today! A story in Sunday's New York Post (online and print) explores a blog post I wrote for the Brooklyn Heights Blog last weekend in which I noted that a hot dog vendor had set up shop along Montague Street near the BH Promenade.

At the end of the post, I wrote one innocent subjective word: "Nice." At that point, the anonymous commenters on the blog tore me from limb to limb, spewing a kind of venom that makes me ashamed to live in a neighborhood that has no tolerance for anything that isn't dipped in gold... In all, 54 comments voiced their precious opinions... Read on.

Get out, dirty dogs: B’klyn cart snobbery

By KATE BRIQUELET & NATASHA VELEZ
Every hot dog has its day — except in Brooklyn Heights. Snooty weenie meanies scared off a new hot dog vendor after he’d done only a few hours of business, slamming his street meat as "disgusting food."

The brave cart-pusher parked on Montague Street near the promenade at 10:30 a.m. last Saturday. By that afternoon, so many locals had called the cops that an officer gave him a ticket and shooed him away.

"He was a nice young man trying to make a living, but in this neighborhood everything is a protest," said a longtime resident who watched the scene unfold from Montague Terrace. "He said something like, 'Well, this is life.' He packed up his belongings and left."

He hasn’t been back—but days later, anonymous neighborhood residents were still spewing their venom against him on the Brooklyn Heights Blog. "Ours is a quiet residential neighborhood," wrote Prom Gal. “This is not the place for people looking for 'street life.'"

Willow St. Neighbor chimed in: "What next? A big top? Circus animals? Clowns? Cotton Candy? What I would like to know is who authorized this? Why now?"

The reviews grew more scathing, with Heights Guy writing, "Disgusting food, served by disgusting people to disgusting people." Gerry, another wiener whiner, gloated that the red-hot seller wouldn’t be back. "This is a lot of bull," he said. "I have worked very hard to be able to afford to live on Montague Terrace and I do not need a hot dog vendor outside my window so he can make a few bucks. When and if this slob comes back, I will have him ejected—again by the NYPD."

Chuck Taylor, a blog correspondent who welcomed the vendor in a controversial online post, couldn’t believe the piping hot reaction. After all, the Heights hasn’t seen a street vendor at the end of Montague Street for years.

"People need to step back and realize nobody owns a New York City neighborhood," said Taylor, a 12-year resident of the Heights. "It is to be shared by all who call it home and all who visit. If something so minuscule as a hot dog vendor raises the ire of the neighborhood, that’s what I’d call snobbery."

Mohamed Hmidat, who owns the permit for the cart, but doesn’t sell franks himself, said his employee will steer clear of the neighborhood. "If they don’t want him there, they don’t want him there," Hmidat said. "He’ll just find a new spot."

'Walk Off The Earth' Covers Gotye's 'Somebody That I Used To Know'


Pal Donna Mae shared this kickass cover of Gotye's "Somebody That I Used To Know" from five-member Canadian ensemble Walk Off the Earth.

Their rendition of the song, where all five perform on one instrument, garnered 35 million views in its first two weeks. If you haven't experienced this, it will only add to the magic of Gotye's original. Cool shit.*

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Brooklyn Heights Promenade Saturday Sunset Serenade

As the sun set westward, the Brooklyn Heights Promenade boasted a full house of spectators, taking in the beauty of a perfect summer day. Damn, I love me some summer. *

NBC Streamlines 'Smash' Cast: Adds Jennifer Hudson As Series Reg!

While NBC's musical Smash has been renewed for a second season, it appears the network is calling for some major retooling to turn the promising series into a formidable hit. In fact, I wholly agree with the changes in store—except one. Because of the appointment of Josh Safran to turn the show inside out, it won't return until January 2012.

The biggest news is that Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson will be joining former American Idol finalist Katharine McPhee in season two. Fuck, yeah! Her character will be named Veronica Moore, "someone who reached their Broadway dream but paid a price for it." Among the show's executive producers is Steven Spielberg, who also worked with Hudson in Dreamgirls. A match made in heaven, for sure.

Also joining the character list are two more newbies: "Danny, a straight, working-class Brooklynite in his mid-20s. He is sexy, charismatic and musically gifted, but also self-destructive and remote." And:  "Joe, a Brooklyn-born guy in his early to mid-20s. He is gay, very cute, incredibly open and optimistic."

Axed from Smash are the annoying character Ellis (Jaime Cepero), whose scheming assistant role seemed to pretty much irritate every fan of the show... Also out are McPhee’s boyfriend Dev (Raza),  and both Debra Messing's husband (Brian d’Arcy James) and lover Michael (Will Chase). Perfect: Who cares about the minutia of her personal life?

Obviously, the changes will allow Smash to focus on what it's all about: the conflict between characters building a Broadway show—and the music that comprises said show. Hit it! *

Morning Joe!

Magic Mike is now less than a week away! The whole crew is doing press all over the world, including Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey and the Sexiest Man Alive Joe Manganiello. He also took a dip in the ocean down Miami way... offering proof that his role as a stripper in MM is indeed apropos. *

At Last: Real Details @ Celine Dion's Upcoming English/French Albums

As Celine Dion returned to Las Vegas for her latest series of shows at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas June 9 through August 19 (following a throat infection that canceled a number of shows earlier in the spring) hubbie and manager Rene Angélil shared with the Montreal Gazette some precious details about her long-mysterious new English and French albums due later this year.

He tells the newspaper that recording took place for the sets in April and May in Florida... with the French album due in September and the English CD "probably" in November.

The French album is all original, thankfully, including compositions from Jean-Pierre Ferland and longtime contributor Luc Plamondon. “Ferland’s song, 'I Do Not Need Love' is a masterpiece,” Angelil told the Journal de Montreal.

Half of the English disc will comprise studio versions of songs from the Vegas show, including her stunning version of Janis Ian's "At Seventeen" (which, granted, any fan already has in HQ from her "Oprah" performance), as well as Journey's "Open Arms" (zzzz...) and her tear-jerking rendition of Jacques Brel’s "Ne Me Quitte Pas," one of the peak highlights of the Vegas show. Angélil says six original songs will round out the English set. There is also talk she has recorded a cover of James Ingram & Patti Austin's "How Do You Keep the Music Playing" from the show—which would be utterly stellar... just the kind of consummate ballad perfectly suited to Celine.

Meanwhile, according to the Journal, the English album will be titled "Water and a Flame," based on a collaboration on the album from British Producer Francis Eg White, who has worked with Adele, which, as we know, Celine is a huge fan of... given the addition of "Rolling In the Deep" to her Vegas show.

Comparing singing in English and French, Celine told the Journal: "It is like wearing jeans or an evening gown. You can not get a change of blood. French is my home, my roots. This is what I live first. French is a more domestic energy, more poetic. But when I sing in English, there are other emotions. As a singer I can not choose I need both. "