The Superior Skills Of Current-Day Journos

It must be wonderful to be a newspaper journalist in 2010. Facts, research, skills, oh tee hee, who needs 'em? I so enjoyed this recent piece (of shit) in Metro, which purports to have the highest circulation of any daily in New York.

Just in case you can't make out the definitive passage, allow me to share: "And you know your perfumes Fancy, Fancy Love and Fancy Nights aren't pulling in 'Newlyweds' levels of cash (actually, we're not 100 percent sure of that; we just wanted to get in the fact that Simpson has a Fancy line of perfumes because: wow)."

Wow is right. Give this child a Pulitzer!