Friday, November 4, 2011

Sheena Easton: The Singles Of 1989 | 'The Lover In Me'

After the seeming sinking of Sheena Easton's career in 1987—with non-charting single "Eternity" and subsequent shelving of eighth studio album No Sound But A Heart amid EMI America's folding into EMI Manhattan—the greatest female singer of the 1980s suddenly was without a home. Well, shit.

Prince had come to the rescue that year with No. 2 hit "U Got the Look," but overlooked giving Sheena credit as his full-fledged partner on the single—somewhat redeemed by the song's Grammy nod for Group or Duo... but at best, it was a tentative time for Sheena's steadfast followers. Was this the end?

Fortunately, not a chance. Great things were ahead: with her second-biggest solo hit ever, a new label and image makeover that marked the ultimate evolution from sweet Scottish lass to sexy siren.

Before the end of 1987, another rescue mission arrived—and boy, was this out of left field. In November 1987, as Sheena shopped for a new record label, she was brought onboard weekly TV drama Miami Vice to play singer Caitlin Davies. Don Johnson, a.k.a. Sonny Crockett was reluctantly assigned to protect the pop star before a court appearance to rat against corrupt music industry honchos.

Miami Vice had slipped from No. 5 to No. 49 over the previous two seasons, and producers were looking for a bump—so decided to find Sonny a wife. Thirty women were considered for the role, including Carly Simon(?!): but 28-year-old Sheena Easton was the victor. By the end of her first guest appearance, the two had fallen in love and were walking down the aisle. Talk about a shotgun romance.

To be fair, Sheena was not much of an actress in her first acting role (the first of many ahead). She was fairly stiff and for a sexy ingenue, her makeup, wardrobe and hair were seriously understated. But ratings soared—meriting a People magazine cover of Johnson and Easton.

Fun factoid: She recorded a minute or so of a cover of "I Got You Babe" in that first episode, which was all-kitsch. Sonny says in the episode, "'I Got You Babe'? No wonder her career's in the toilet." (See clip below.) In total, Sheena appeared in five episodes before she was mercilessly gunned down onstage, while singing "Follow My Rainbow," a song from her ninth album The Lover In Me, her first for MCA. And despite her, uh, demise in Vice, what a triumph the album was to be.

Back in the real world, The Lover in Me led with the title track, helmed by producers du jour L.A. & Babyface. With one listen, you could tell Sheena was about to blast the charts again, with the song's kickass uptempo production, absolute killer chorus and a music video that recast Sheena as the wet dream that had been erupting into a froth since 1984's "Strut."

In fact, she was such a sudden sexpot that Jack Lalanne & Holiday Spa hired her as a spokeswoman, working out in scant garb with her newly branded persona and likely sending teenage boys into spasms. This... the same Sheena who eight years before was the epitome of the virginal girl next door.

The first time I heard "The Lover in Me," I was driving on Washington's Beltway, crying my eyes out after just having split up after a three-month affair with my third boyfriend Doug. I was a big melodramatic mess, whimpering and wailing, as I listened to top40/urban WPGC-FM. As the first line of the song began, I of course recognized Sheena's voice... I'd already read about her alliance with L.A.&B, and knew their production stamp in an instant. The tears stopped and I exclaimed out loud, alone in my car, "It's a hit!" So long, Dougie!

Sure enough, "The Lover In Me" peaked at a glorious No. 2 on the Hot 100, becoming Sheena's second-biggest hit ever, behind debut "Morning Train," and her seventh (and final) top 10 smash. It also returned her to the U.K. chart top 15, which had dismissed Sheena's wares since 1983. Remarkably, "Lover" also hit No. 2 at Dance and No. 5 on the R&B singles chart, propelling the album to gold status.

Follow-up "Days Like This," a similarly cast and wonderfully clever L.A. & Babyface production, inexplicably tanked at top 40, but became a minor R&B hit, reaching No. 35. If there's one thing that constantly plagued Sheena Easton's career, it was radio's follow-through support; she'd score a monster smash, then, with the exception of "Strut" and "Sugar Walls," typically fail to build momentum.

The third single from The Lover In Me, "101," reunited her with Prince. The haunting, frantic dance track was hardly a good bet for top 40, but it was a monster at clubs, where it scorched the top 2. God bless MCA, which stuck with the album: "No Deposit, No Return" was released next, but was a no-go on all fronts. "Follow My Rainbow," the track she sang on Vice (as she took a bullet in the back), reached No. 16 on the Dutch and New Zealand singles charts. It sure didn't hurt that video clips for "Lover," "Days" and "101" were just plain hot.

Overall, Lover was a successful bow for Sheena at MCA. It reached the top 40 on the album chart and showed the label's commitment to aligning the singer with A-listers, including Angela Winbush on the breezy quiet storm ballad "Fire and Rain," and Jellybean Benitez, who produced jaunty "If It's Meant To Last."

As a bonus, to cap a dizzying 1989, Sheena sang again with Prince on lovely piano-driven love ballad sizzler "The Arms Of Orion," which the two co-wrote for the soundtrack to Batman. It peaked at No. 36 in the U.S., No. 27 in the U.K. and No. 5 in Ireland. Prince and Sheena also co-wrote a song for Patti LaBelle, "Love '89" and the ridiculous nonsensical B-side "La, La, La, He, He, Hee," which Prince recorded. Really, he shouldn't have.

Coming up: 1991's What Comes Naturally caps Sheena's 10th anniversary in the music biz.

Below, Sheena singing "I Got You Babe" on Miami Vice. Clip starts at 1:15.

Rodiney Santiago & Josey Greenwell: The DNA Session

The full photo session from Aussie gay mag DNA featuring cover hunk Josey Greenwell and Sexiest Man Alive Rodiney Santiago has found its way to the webbie. I'm seeing green, for sure.
The boyz sing Jason Mraz's "I'm Yours."

Thursday, November 3, 2011

The Smoking Nun Quote Of The Day: Rosalind Russell

Pizza Tastes Even Better When It's FREE, Baby!

When one pretty much counts every dime as a freelance journalist, there's nothing better than being an active, veteran mystery shopper for free food.

In the past few weeks, I've gotten active again in a side biz that has fostered decent bucks posing as a customer at various retailers, then reporting back to the two dozen companies I'm associated with to rank service and quality.

Over the past couple years, I've visited cell phone shops, fast food joints, high-end department stores, bars, storage facilities, bodegas, banks, eyewear retailers... my god, I can't begin to remember all of them.

The best among the bunch: Earlier this year, I got a one-night stay =free= at a major hotel chain in NYC that included drinks, dinner, breakfast in the room and transportation. It was so luxurious it was sick. Mind you, the accompanying questionnaire took me days to fill out—but we treated it like a second honeymoon in our own hometown and were treated like kings. The total bill came to more than $700—for one damn night(!)—all on the house, plus a $40 incentive. How sweet it is!

On the lower end, how about free delivery pizza from a major chain, plus $7 in my kitty. Meow!

Archie Comics Releases First Kevin Keller Cover For February 2012

Archie Comics has released the premiere issue cover of Kevin Keller's ongoing series, which launches in February 2012. Kevin is, of course, the first openly gay character in mainstream comics history, who was introduced in Veronica #202, which became the fastest-selling comic in Archie's 70-year history. Since, he has garnered his own four-issue mini-series, which is so successful that Kevin now joins the ranks of Archie, Veronica, Betty and Jughead with his own branded series.

Veteran Archie writer and artist Dan Parent, who created the character, will helm the bold storyline about Kevin becoming president of the student class—and at some point, as a New York state native, falling in love and hosting his same-sex wedding in Riverdale, with all of the Archie gang in attendance. If only reality were as accepting.

As I shared last month, Parent recently drew an original Archie for me as a lifetime fan, a gift from my pal Bob.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Zac Efron's Halloween Hot Cop Escapade

Zac Efron pulled out his guns as a mustachioed Reno 911 hot cop for Halloween (naughty thoughts, naughty thoughts)...

Have A Salacious November 2011: From William Levy

Just one more month of deliciousness from the William Levy 2011 calendar. He's been awfully quiet of late (particularly since daftly rejecting a role in upcoming Magic Mike). Below, our latest pic parade, courtesy of William Levy World.

Kim Kardashian's Bankroll For 72-Day Sham Marriage: $18 Million

Kim Kardashian's 72-day sham marriage to dimwit baller Kris Humphries raked in $18 million for the opportunistic reality faux celebrity, according to multiple reports.

I can't even keep track of just how bountiful the media whore's take is for the whole heap of horseshit, but I've collected: $15 million from E! for her two-part televised wedding special (plus a take on the network's $13 million in advertising), $2.5 million from publication of her wedding photos in People, $300,000 for the "exclusive" engagement announced in People, $100,000 for bridal shower pics in OK!, $100,000 for pics of she and her sweet honey vacationing in Mexico, and $50,000 she was paid to host her bachelorette party at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas.

Balance that against the $10 million price tag for her schemer wedding, including a $2.5 million 65-carat ring, a $2 million 20.5 carat diamond engagement ring and 28 carat diamond earrings worth $5 million; along with three $20,000 Vera Wang dresses, $150,000 for hair and makeup, a $15,000 10-tier wedding cake, $400,000 worth of champagne, $750,000 worth of food, $10,000 for invitations, $2 million for Mark Gardens floral arrangements—and $2 for eyedrops to produce fake tears of joy.

Ain't that America something to see?!

Coming up is new show "Kourtney & Kim Take New York," which has already been filmed, which includes her instant-ex Humphries (I sure hope he got $omething from having to indulge the spoiled princess). The couple stayed in the Presidential Suite of the Ganesvoort Hotel, which costs $7,000 a night.

Why America continues to indulge this starfucker I cannot understand... I've never watched any of her TV shows, but it stands to reason she wouldn't be collecting all this play money if it weren't for a willing audience that is obviously too drunk or high—or stupid—to change the channel.

Oh, and by the way...

No. 1 With A Bullet: Amy Winehouse's Posthumous Dec. 6 'Lioness'

As expected, Amy Winehouse's posthumous album will be out in time for the holiday season. While papa works on the singer's biography, Amy Winehouse Lioness: Hidden Treasures, will hit retail Dec. 6. It's surely not a stretch to predict the 12-track collection will launch at No. 1 on the album chart.

The elegant cover image was shot by her friend Bryan Adams, while Winehouse's third CD is produced by Salaam Remi, who helmed Frank and Back To Black.

According to the U.K. Guardian, the CD comprises seven new songs, as well live opener "Best Friends"; an early take of U.K. hit "Valerie"; a demo of "Wake Up Alone"; a cover of the Shirelles' "Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow" (sounds fab!); and the already released Tony Bennett duet "Body & Soul."

The newspaper adds of the new songs, "Several are based around demos or early versions of songs, to which Remi subsequently added vocal parts and backing tracks. There are times when her vocal sounds more like a sketch, even if she was an instinctive artist who appreciated the magic of capturing a first take."

Winehouse died July 23 from alcohol poisoning.

The Smoking Nun Quote Of The Day: Will Rogers

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

WOWSAH! Adele Covers December 2011 'Cosmopolitan'

It's been a banner year for 2011's musical darling Adele, who covers another magazine to close out the year: This stunner adorns the December 2011 U.S. edition of Cosmo.

GERMS! What Is The Filthiest Thing You Touch On A Regular Basis?

This is good and gross. According to a new scientific study from Kimberly-Clark, gas pump handles are the most germ-infested surface that Americans touch in everyday life. And you thought you were only getting a dirty deal at $4 a gallon.

Other prime offenders: public mailbox handles, escalator rails, ATM buttons, parking meters and kiosks, crosswalk buttons and vending machines in shopping malls. The testers were having a good ole time looking for animal, vegetable, bacteria, yeast or mold cells that collected on a given surface.

University of Arizona researcher Charles Gerba previously discovered that shopping cart handles are loaded with "fecal matter" and reported that the average workplace has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet. Mmm!

The good news: I don't drive, so no worries about gas pump handles. And since subway car poles aren't on the list, I guess it's okay to keep licking them, huh?

The Smoking Nun Quote Of The Day: Oscar Wilde