Nothing like handing little Albert a sharp razor blade to play with during his formative years. Better to learn now that slicing one's wrists can potentially cause irreparable harm. And while we're at it, hand Al a Coke and get him hooked on the sweet delight of bubbly soda pop. See how cute he is now? By the time he's 15, Albert will likely be pushing 175 pounds. What a lil' darling.