Bristol Palin: Politico? (Ha Ha Ha)

I beg your pardon? Bristol Palin, the daughter of Sarah Palin, who turns 20 today, is listed on Wikipedia as an "American political figure." Fascinating. I wasn't aware that being a teenage whore who gives birth to a kid out of wedlock and appears on "Dancing With the Stars" were grounds for a political career in the U.S. Then again, given the qualifications of many Tea Party candidates... oh why the hell not?