Thursday, May 27, 2010

Sarah Palin Shares Great Wisdom With Bowlers

Sarah Palin will share her virtuous platitudes with an audience that is at last worthy of her "novel" intellect. On June 30, she will keynote the Bowling Proprietors' Assn. of America in Las Vegas. Is that not a gorgeous "Gotcha"?

Palin will receive an estimated $100,000 to talk about such bowling-centric topics as abortion, religious pomposity and how that black guy that's president is real bad.

Steven Johnson, executive director of the BPAA, says—with no hint of irony—"Sarah Palin is a great friend to the bowling industry. Regardless of your political affiliation, her presence underscores the impact and importance of bowling, one of our country's leading national pastimes."

One thing's for sure: Palin is certainly an expert when it comes to verbal gutter balls. St-t-t-t-rike!