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You've come a long
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way, baby.
Levi's jeans,
invented in the 1850s for rugged cowboy culture, found footing in the 1980s as a masculine fashion statement, thanks to its iconic crotch-hugging 501's.
While designer jean companies were doing everything
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they could to reinvent the denim statement—from synthetic stretch blends to embossed gizmos,
Levi's had the stamina to stick to its original intent: Jeans can be fashionable, but let's avoid going over the top... that is, until now.
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The current skinny jeans craze—which anyone over 30 should be loathe to embrace—is already kind of gross, if not overtly feminine on dudes, but Levi's has released a thematic jean that simply makes no fucking sense.
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Their new super-skinny "Ex-Girlfriend Jean" is being marketed as such: "Remember the girlfriend with the great style? Here's a tribute to her—a fit that's super snug all over, as skinny as it gets."
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So in other words, while you're mourning your ex, you choose to dress like her? Drag denim? Maybe you smothered her too much and that's why she left you; and now your jeans are returning the favor. I'm no fan of baggy-ass-drooping-to-the-ground britches, but I'm utterly lost with this one. Ew.
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