Friday, March 2, 2012

Justin Bieber Turns 18: Countdown Begins Toward Bad Behavior!

Justin Bieber turned 18 yesterday, March 1. As an adult, let the spoils begin! Any moment now, the Biebs should begin decimating his teen-age role model image, requisite for celebs.

Look at Miley Cyrus, who devolved from sweet Disney heroine into trailer trash trollop, posing near-nude for Vanity Fair, pole dancing in live performances and admitting to an ongoing love affair with weed. Fabulous!

I'd be happy enough if the castrada singer would just come out of the closet—god forbid he goes the slut route, a la Lindsay Lohan, and starts sharing his lil' winkie via Twitter or exposes a YouTube video attempting to have sex. Ewwwww.

Admittedly, Justin is beating the odds of most teen idols, with two years of success under his belt and no apparent peak in sight. That in itself is pretty remarkable. Even more so: the fact that he's ugly as sin and continues to make little girls swoon.

During an appearance Thursday on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Bieber got a birthday surprise: a $100,000 Fisker Karma, "the first true electric luxury vehicle," from his manager Scooter Braun and Usher, who has no doubt bankrolled millions after getting the little squirt signed in the States in 2009. So perhaps it's going to be the Mel Gibson story, driving drunk. God knows he'd be more interesting as a bad boy; perhaps he'll even grow dreadlocks... Can't wait to see! *

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