"We're ecstatic," Angelil tells People."Celine was hoping for one baby and the news that we are having two is a double blessing." Delightful!
Today would have been Carlton's birthday. It's still hard to fathom that he left us Jan. 5, 2008; how can it possibly have been so long? I still often see him in dreams, and there, he seems to be doing a-okay. Miss our beloved Carlton.



about double-wide strollers a couple weeks ago (right) that I pondered... What irritates me on a daily basis? Easy: the ever-devolving New York subway system. When I go to the U.S. Census office, it's often faster to walk 20 minutes than wait for the R train to go two damn stops.
good. For the next several weeks, I'm helping clean up scores of incomplete questionnaires cascading into the office, whether because of a “hostile” situation, resident’s refusal to cooperate or, unfortunately, in many cases, cause the assigned staffer simply doesn't have a clue.
enumerators in Brooklyn knocking on doors were freshly hired within the past month, endured four days of training and were then shooed into the field.
gumption to fill out the (rather complicated) paperwork required, but—more critically—seem void of common sense. You can “learn” somebody to fill out a form, but using their noggin logically… pretty much got it or not, know what I mean?
supersede smarts: They’re micro-assigned to specific neighborhoods; are fluent in languages other than English; or are available to work weekends and nights.
trouble, let’s review verbatim enumerator notes, shall we? Some suggest the staffer is better suited to a career at Taco Bell. Others are wildly entertaining, based on the absurd situations these poor folks found themselves in:

• “An old lady answered the door and started to yell at me. Her husband tried to get in my face. Andrew was with me and thank God for that. I was really scared.”
Alanis Morrisette and Janet Jackson were refreshing—if only they weren't padded by all those no-name amateur finalists. And top two Lee DeWhatever and Crystal Suxsox... Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson they are not.
cutout to wrestle the microphone from the vigilante dumbass. Norm's a hero! After the show, Cowell offered Gentle a hug(!), sharing, “I loved your song. Loved the music video." Sweet! We love the fact that Cowell has heard Gentle's single "Brit Slap!"/"Bitch Slap!"
Bureau management, supervisors and Crew Leaders. In the early days (um, March), during the Group Quarters count, that comprised all of 15 folks. With NRFU—the mammoth residential knock-on-doors operation—there are close to 100 CLs in our Brooklyn district—in addition to their 700 staffers.
So instead, my role for the past several weeks has been to float: train new hires, assist my original supervisor O with spontaneous clean-up tasks and miscellaneous duties… none of which have been scintillating enough to share here. Sigh.
spills of those crews that are knocking on doors in Park Slope, Borough Park, Clinton Hill, Sunset Park, Cobble Hill, Carroll Gardens… Believe me, despite an exhaustive national ad campaign, there are still plenty of idiots and assholes that just don’t get it.
for.” Fabulous! Buffoons who cherish their Second Amendment privileges and come to the door with gun in hand. Wonderful! “I got two of the questionnaires in the mail.
Why is the federal government wasting all that money, and now they’re paying you to interview me?” Response: “Did you send either of them back?” And: “Well no.” Dingbat, that’s why we’re here! Then they are those buildings where the doorman forbids Census workers to enter the premises, cause that big macho man is protecting his residents from the scary Census workers… sorry boob, it's federal law that you let us in.
Ditto!
Could as easily be the 1920s as the millennium.
So long... see you soon!
"American Idol" was simply too painful to fathom. A six-month commitment to the same old shit? Two nights a week to hear "Dawg, that was a little pitchy"? No thanks. I'd rather vacuum the living room.
between Crystal Bowersox and Lee DeWyze... with the advantage of having absolutely no investment, so I can watch with total objectivity. And thus: Uh, this is the best America could do? No wonder the franchise is going down the toilet.
Boy, she's trailer trash (Ellen would have been more at ease wearing that black dress from Walmart), unpolished and gruff, and about as commercially viable as a millennial Judy Collins.
"Zzzzzzzzzzz!!!"
Home" in 1992, which I adored, during the heyday of producers L.A. and Babyface. The hits then came on like a tidal wave, propelling Braxton to mass appeal: “Another Sad Love Song,” “Breathe Again,” “You Mean
the World To Me” and of course, her No. 1 Diane Warren-penned “Un-Break My Heart” in 1996, which won a Grammy for Best Female Pop Vocal in 1997.
On first listen, one would swear the track is a Ryan Tepper production, a la Leona Lewis’ “Bleeding Love,” but in fact, “Yesterday” was first released eight months ago as a midtempo R&B sizzler (it peaked at No. 12 on the R&B Singles chart), framed as a duet with Trey Songz. In the U.K., however, his distracting vocal was stripped and now, for the U.S. album release, it remains solo, along with a production overhaul, amping percussion and tempo, and a more mainstream pop persona. It was the right decision.
“Yesterday” offers a total Toni Braxton career perspective in the course of 4 minutes. Sensual and saucy, it celebrates her wondrous range, soaring to the heavens, alongside velvety layers of harmony—even offering her trademark “whoo!” The chorus is a jubilee of anthemic triumph, while the updated production embraces her assertive vocal with just enough grit to remind us that our diva is one sexy creature.
those phoners that felt more like a conversation than an interview.
I was able to coop the article into a cover story for New York gay rag Next... doubling the pleasure...