Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Poor Bastard

"The daughter of former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has given birth to a son, a magazine reported Monday. Bristol Palin, 18, gave birth to Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston on Saturday, People magazine reported online."

Now me: There's nothing wrong with being born from parents that aren't married—unless they happen to include such kin as 1) a former VP candidate who conjures Anita Bryant and 2) a grandma arrested for running a pharmaceutical drug farm to make a little extra cash. And then, like confetti, sprinkle a gallon or two of trailer trash over the whole dang thing. I suppose there's a reason why the sun doesn't shine in Alaska for part of the winter months. It's to hide the shame...

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