Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Confused Woman Wanders Onto Subway Dressed Like Trailer Trash

New York City is a place where most anything goes in terms of fashion... that is, unless you happen to mistake sweatpants for public wear, which should be strictly designated to A) a sweaty workout inside the gym or B) sneaking from your apartment to the basement laundry room because you're washing every pair of britches you own.

Sweat pants and a t-shirt? In public? I don't care if you're in the heart of Manhattan or shopping at a Goodwill store in Peoria. It is never, ever acceptable to be outside of your interior locked door parading your trailer trash demeanor. Please... your mama must have raised you better.

2 comments:

  1. Oh no lol Chuck!!!! I have to say sweatpants put me in a happy place - and I am known to ride subways, go to dance classes, walk the streets, and go to movies in sweatpants. Hope we're not fighting?

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  2. Oh, you would have loved (not) the "fashion" at JazzFest. Why is it that women think tights are pants and they can wear a short shirt with them? Or the woman whose belly hung over her shorts like men do, but the belly was bare? My eyes! MY EYES!

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