You know, "Borderline," "Like A Virgin" and "Live To Tell" were No. 1 songs of the year for me in 1983, 1984 and 1986, respectively. There was a time when Madonna could do no wrong—but trying to be a daring cougar just doesn't have the same impact. I'm all for protecting the environment (okay, not really), but there's no excuse for wearing astro-turf in public.
Honey, please stay home for the next couple years, deal with your nasty divorce from poor, patient Guy Ritchie and stop assaulting pop culture... though I must say, at least for once, Madge's vay-j-j is practically covered. Did someone finally explain that a 50-year-old crotch shot is just eerie? It's a start.
I haven't liked Madonna in quite a while. I think after "Ray Of Light", everything else seemed so... bland.
ReplyDeleteWhy must she keep on trying to appeal to kids?