
All five of these candidates were frightening prospects to ever commandeer public office. Thank god the Republican choice to run in the Prez race this November is Mitt Romney, who's too much of a pussy boy to do much damage.
When Cain retreated from the campaign in December, after it was revealed the serial liar had cheated on his wife for 13 years, he issued the scary proclamation: "Before you get discouraged, I am not going away. I will continue to be a voice for the people."
Now it appears he's carrying through on his threat. Cain has announced plans to travel across the

Sponsored by Job Creators Solutions, an organization formed by

Cain yammers, "It’s important for Americans to have the facts when making decisions that will

I've absolutely no fucking idea what that means. Is he going to lend his support to Romney? Hand out free Godfather's Pizza coupons? Testify that Obama really isn't black? I can only hope that Cain starts posturing with caustic anti-Romney rhetoric, and that the media is all over that shit. One thing is sure: Cain is not only not able, but he is certainly up to no good. *
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