Monday, February 2, 2009

Groundhog Takes Bite Out Of Mike

So I guess this means six more years of New York's blustery billionaire mayor?

Staten Island's famous groundhog Charles G. Hogg bit Mayor Michael Bloomberg during his annual holiday ceremony Monday, drawing blood. Bloomberg wrapped the cut with a napkin until he could check with his doctor. He was told there was no risk of rabies. The 2-year-old animal was born and raised in captivity and has had no interaction with other animals.

Poor little rodent. I can only imagine how bitter a 66-year-old closet queen must taste.

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