

After all, Kardashian is a master at whoring her big toe if it brings in cash: She collected a half-million cool ones for pawning pics of her wedding and honeymoon to newsstand rags. So much for pop culture.
In fact, the former hairdresser/trust fund daddy's girl's net worth is estimated at $35 million, including $40,000 an episode for her E! "reality" show, perfume and clothing lines, weight loss products,


And now it's Kris' turn. Case in point: He's featured in a June 2011 GQ swimsuit shoot (and about as expressive as a paper towel). In addition, photos are making the rounds of Humphries and his boyz having a homoerotic hoedown at his poolside bachelor party in Las Vegas.
It's just a shame that Kris is only minorly hot: That pig nose, a la Justin Bieber, is a sizable problem... Kim, you're a plastic surgery veteran... Girl, can't you fix that? Odds are his window of opportunity won't last long. New nose, tighten those abs and let your love flow ($$$$$$$$).


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