Take my word, if I had any intention of writing about "AI" during the next 150 weeks of season eight, I'd retitle my blog KMN... Kill Me Now—but it's the season opener! I'm hoping much-needed new judge Kara Dioguardi delivers my anticipated new voice of reason... 
Oh my god, in the intro (enduring one of the most painful songs of all time, Louis Armstrong's "What A Wonderful World"), they show Darwin Mischka, my favorite reject of ALL time! Ayhan and I watched she and her meemaw on Tivo again & again last year! This could be the highlight of the next two hours... if I make it that far. Bets are off.
Oh, it's Ryan Seacrest. Didn't they kick him off in season one? I wonder if he uses that fake DJ voice when he talks to his mamma. Kara is introduced... gorgeous... and she just called the first reject "honey." They're giving her plenty o'face time. She's gonna save this show. But why do Simon and Randy keep calling her CAR-a?Okay, I just have to comment on this one. A trollop named Katrina just performed in a string bikini—and suggested that she and Ryan are going to make out. Two words: Anderson Cooper. Baby, please.
Kara just made it clear that her name is pronounced Kare-a. A whole mini-segment. Sure wish everyone could get Ayhan—you know, like I-HAN (as in icon), not AYE-HONN or AYE-HAND... maybe when he's a famous songwriter/producer. He gets my vote!
So it goes... business as usual... I'm reclining on the sofa now. Tivo'll still be there in the morning. How many months does this go on?
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