Overstock.com is offering the Hug Me Pillow, a "snuggling companion" for comfort and peace of mind, yours for $29.95. Oh my god, how gruesome. I'm sorry, if I want something lending me a hand, it better come with batteries.Then there's Snuggie, "the blanket with sleeves," because folks are suddenly too damn stupid to
simply drape their blankie around their shoulders without it falling off, tripping the poor stooge, whereby they fall down the stairs and are forever bound to a wheelchair. Or worse, the simple sleeveless blanket slips from the unsuspecting dope, straight into the fireplace, catching the house on fire and ultimately burning down the neighborhood. But you can be saved, thanks to the Snuggie! Civilization can endure, after all.
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