Beanie BS

The company that made Beanie Babies a top toy craze is hoping for another winner with dolls named "Sweet Sasha" and "Marvelous Malia." Ty Inc. has released the 12-inch plush dolls as part of the company's "TyGirlz Collection."

The company chose the dolls' names because "they (bullshit) are (bullshit) beautiful (bullshit) names," not because of any resemblance to President Obama's daughters, said spokeswoman Tania Lundeen. "There's (bullshit) nothing (bullshit) on (bullshit) the (bullshit) dolls (bullshit) that (bullshit) refers (bullshit) to (bullshit) the (bullshit) Obama (bullshit) girls."