Calvin Klein "Body": Mercy!

Never in my life have I found any particular reason to envy actress Eva Mendes. That changed when I took note of Calvin Klein's eye-popping new campaign for its Body "defining jean with a contoured shape and profile enhancing fit," in which it's not the eyes that are popping in model Jamie Dornan's Calvins.

But apparently, there's more to Dornan's britches than meets the eye: extra fabric around the inseam. According to The New York Observer, the men's jean features "a dark wash, with wrinkles around the pockets, leading right to the crotch, an extra layer of fabric around the fly, creating a kind of water bra for your little friend." I'll drink to that!