Saturday, December 19, 2009

LeAnn Rimes' Husband Realizes—Oops—He Married A Girl

LeAnn Rimes' husband Deane Sheremet has officially filed for divorce, citing that he didn't realize his wife was a woman... ha, ha, ah, just kidding... it was those "irreconcilable differences," after LeAnn—and her manbrows—got down and dirty with hunk Eddie Cibrian. My god, can you blame her? The country crooner and her swishy dancer hubby were wed in February 2002 and—surprise—have no children together.

Sheremet is seeking spousal support (get a job, loser) and to have attorney's fees paid by Rimes. Oh, and he also wants half of her sequined gowns and custody of the Mac make-up. Roar, there I go again, tee hee.

Deane, darling, put on your party dress and sashay out of the closet. Sweetie, you're not fooling a soul.

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